First Entry.  

                                    QUOTES and INSULTS

If Barbie is so popular, How come we have to buy her friends?

There is no I in SLUT , but there is a U.

I heard of people getting hit with the ugly stick but damn you must have been beatin with it.

A good friend would bail you out of jail, But a true friend will be sittin beside you saying "Damn we really fucked up"

 You break it <3 You buy it.

Got made man first, then he had a betta idea.

God made Rivers, God made Lakes, God made (some ones name) But hey we all make mistakes.

This is an A and B convosation so C your way out of it, before D and E come F you up.....             ( < i love that one)

                                 ICONZ

Only 16 everytime i update.....

                                         INSULTS

If brains were gasoline You wouldnt have enough to go around the outside of a penny.

Your so short you sit on the side walk and ur feet dangle.

Your house it so dirty to walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

                                           UR MOMMA JOKES

Your momma is so Fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Your momma is so fat you have to take 3 planes 2 trains and  a bus to get on her good side.

Your momma's so fat every time she turns around its her birth day.

Your momma is so fat she jumps in the ocean and the whales sing we are family even tho u fatter than me.

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Your momma is so fat when she sat on the train she invented the subway.

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in the grocery stor and starved to death.

Your momma is so stupid when the computer sais push any key to continue she couldnt find the "any key" key......

              well i will have some layouts next time.... bye bye.....